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Kissing

– The last time I had sex was like half an hour ago. (laughing) (upbeat music) – Um. – Let’s see. – I don’t know. – Oh just — – Dude, oh my god. – Um. – Just like. – Well. – It hasn’t happened yet. I’ll let you know when it does. – Virgin, but hey. – I’ve never. – Never had sex. – Never. – I’m a virgin. – None. – I haven’t got that far. – But when I have it, it’s going to be awesome. – I don’t really remember the last time I had sex. – Last time, oh man. I can’t be honest about that. – About an hour and a half ago. – It was in the morning. Great way to start the day. – Yesterday. – Over the past weekend when the kid was out of town. – Two months ago. – Oh man, that was like two years ago. Not even kidding.

Not even kidding. – It was in my own bed. – His house. – It was at her house. – He just sat in the driver seat and I crawled on top of him and we had sex in his car. – No, no, people do that? – No, it was straight up quiet. – We were playing Trey Songz. – We put on Miguel radio or the Weekend radio. – We actually made a play list on Spotify but we never use it. We always forget to turn it on. – Sex. – A lot of he time we made our own music. – I think we were watching Beauty and the Beast. – Black Beard was playing in the background. – We basically ended up pounding it out after watching Kingsmen. – Kingsmen. – My girlfriend. – My fiance. – Me and my boyfriend. We just had a hotel room, king size bed and we took advantage of it. – With my girlfriend.

We’re pretty damn familiar with each other. – I mean it’s always great.http://caribbean.winne.com/dating-game-killer/ I love his dick. – Well, okay sometimes he calls me bossy. But he enjoys it. – It’s with someone who knows what they’re doing who totally enjoys a woman’s body. – So I kind of started up a friends with benefits with my ex again. – Last time it was that “I miss you” sex. (laughing) With the ex. – So when I call him I’m like hey. Babe, you wanna have some sex? And he’s like yeah, I’m on my way. – The guy got really clingy afterwards.

Like I put him in my phone as DNR. – Like what do you mean? It was … Dark, cause I prefer it that way. – Spontaneous. – Fantastic. – Very enjoyable. – Just regular, schemuglar, married sex. – My world got rocked. – We’re trying to make a baby right now, so you think it’s gonna be awesome you know you think okay we gotta have sex as many times as we can and that sounds great. Until it’s like just starts to become mechanical after a while you’re just like, all right, it’s time to do it. – We got home and I was like, fuck you I’m gonna have sex with you. – Describe the scene?

It was his room. He has a Planet of the Apes poster above his bed. – It was in a stranger’s bed. That’s about all I can say. – There were candles lit. – Snuggling in bed. – Well we started with a little, you know. – I think they call it. Foreplay. – Many positions were tried. – Like we always have one light on.

I’m not scared to show myself to him. – I knew her spot was on her neck. So I attacked that spot. – Started out like you know she kind of attacked me and shit, you know, we was out drinking and shit. – I drank some Scotch and it got my whistles blowing. So I was like, Max, you need to come in here. And then I tackled him. – And there was a sling involved, which I’d never been in before. – And we had our dog with us, so we had to like put him outside so we could do our thing real quick. And we just start fucking in the back of his work van. – It was just like very animalistic.

– The last time I had sex was like half an hour ago. (laughing) (upbeat music) – Um. – Let’s see. – I don’t know. – Oh just — – Dude, oh my god. – Um. – Just like. – Well. – It hasn’t happened yet. I’ll let you know when it does. – Virgin, but hey. – I’ve never. – Never had sex. – Never. – I’m a virgin. – None. – I haven’t got that far. – But when I have it, it’s going to be awesome. – I don’t really remember the last time I had sex. – Last time, oh man. I can’t be honest about that. – About an hour and a half ago. – It was in the morning. Great way to start the day. – Yesterday. – Over the past weekend when the kid was out of town. – Two months ago. – Oh man, that was like two years ago. Not even kidding.

Not even kidding. – It was in my own bed. – His house. – It was at her house. – He just sat in the driver seat and I crawled on top of him and we had sex in his car. – No, no, people do that? – No, it was straight up quiet. – We were playing Trey Songz. – We put on Miguel radio or the Weekend radio. – We actually made a play list on Spotify but we never use it. We always forget to turn it on. – Sex. – A lot of he time we made our own music. – I think we were watching Beauty and the Beast. – Black Beard was playing in the background. – We basically ended up pounding it out after watching Kingsmen. – Kingsmen. – My girlfriend. – My fiance. – Me and my boyfriend. We just had a hotel room, king size bed and we took advantage of it. – With my girlfriend.

We’re pretty damn familiar with each other. – I mean it’s always great. I love his dick. – Well, okay sometimes he calls me bossy. But he enjoys it. – It’s with someone who knows what they’re doing who totally enjoys a woman’s body. – So I kind of started up a friends with benefits with my ex again. – Last time it was that “I miss you” sex. (laughing) With the ex. – So when I call him I’m like hey. Babe, you wanna have some sex? And he’s like yeah, I’m on my way. – The guy got really clingy afterwards.

Like I put him in my phone as DNR. – Like what do you mean? It was … Dark, cause I prefer it that way. – Spontaneous. – Fantastic. – Very enjoyable. – Just regular, schemuglar, married sex. – My world got rocked. – We’re trying to make a baby right now, so you think it’s gonna be awesome you know you think okay we gotta have sex as many times as we can and that sounds great. Until it’s like just starts to become mechanical after a while you’re just like, all right, it’s time to do it. – We got home and I was like, fuck you I’m gonna have sex with you. – Describe the scene?

Kissing

It was his room. He has a Planet of the Apes poster above his bed. – It was in a stranger’s bed. That’s about all I can say. – There were candles lit. – Snuggling in bed. – Well we started with a little, you know. – I think they call it. Foreplay. – Many positions were tried. – Like we always have one light on.

I’m not scared to show myself to him. – I knew her spot was on her neck. So I attacked that spot. – Started out like you know she kind of attacked me and shit, you know, we was out drinking and shit. – I drank some Scotch and it got my whistles blowing. So I was like, Max, you need to come in here. And then I tackled him. – And there was a sling involved, which I’d never been in before. – And we had our dog with us, so we had to like put him outside so we could do our thing real quick. And we just start fucking in the back of his work van. – It was just like very animalistic.

Which is odd for us, normally we’re like love makers. – I met a couple off of the internet that wanted to do a glory hole. Walked up to a curtain over a doorway with the hole lifted up and as far as I know it was the wife. Yeah, it was fun. – It was good. Yeah I was horny, so I had sex with my husband. – And I was like, oh, okay.

You wanna go fuck in your tent? And she’s like yes. – I had a great flogging session. Cause that’s like my warm up to get like spanked.

We have this nice leather flogger. He was really good at what he does, I love my king. – We had a paint and sip tonight at our house. I passed out drunk. My husband comes and says hey, did we have sex last night? And I was like, is that why my booty cheeks were wet? – You know he like did this weird move where we was like kissing on my neck and then he like wrapped his leg around my leg. – We went to a sex shop.

And used the things that we bought. It was awesome. – We just woke up in the middle of the night and couldn’t help but have sex. – Less than three minutes. – Maybe like, 20 minutes? – Continuously I’d say we go for about 30 to 45 minutes. – Probably like an hour or so. – Well usually I don’t actually orgasm. – Honestly I never even come during sex yet. – No. I can make myself.

When I’m with other people, for some reason it just doesn’t work. – Yeah. – I think I didn’t orgasm. Oh I did, actually. – Both people have to go at the same time, and when that happens it’s wonderful to me. – Yeah. It was great. (laughing) – He cried.

No I’m just kidding. – It was much better than the first time. You just know what you’re doing more. – The last person that I was with definitely showed me that the first time wasn’t supposed to be that way. – You kind of know what to expect. – It’s passion. It’s like love. Like I’ve never felt so happy. – Think that’s why God did it, made it.

It’s meant to be fun. – Yeah, lots of eye contact. More feelings involved. – I understand more of what I’m doing. – I mean the truth is, it’s just really great. We have a good thing going. – General good time. Ten out of ten. Would recommend.

Five stars on Yelp. – Last time I had sex … Was with your mom. I’m sorry. (laughing)

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