E06: My Pregnant Girlfriend | TSP’s Awkward Conversations With Girlfriend | TSP Originals

What’s wrong with you guys? Such a dirty mind you guys have. Yesterday I had taken her to the shankari Chinese stall, and ordered a lot of chicken lollypop. She thought its a cabbage lollylop and ate all of them.

She doesn’t eat non veg. Her stomach must be upset. Nothing else. Ishan, if its not a stomach upset then we’ll become upset. What are you saying?

Just believe him. And anyways I’m not ready to be a grandfather. Dad, please! There’s nothing like that.

No. Whatever you want to say, say it to me. You go.

You be with your dad. Go. Yes! I was always ready to be a grandfather. Congratulations!

Will you control yourself? Don’t know what I had when he was inside my womb that he is like this. Now you don’t go into nostalgia of your own pregnancy.

Logically, let’s do something on this. No, no. That’s not possible.

Ananya, did you do any pregnancy test? No, actually I was just about to go get the kit. …No. We’ll go to a doctor. Okay, so I’ll book an appointment.

Cool. You guys don’t worry. Everything will be sorted. We’ll go to the hospital.

You’re not going anywhere. You did whatever you wanted to. Now we’ll do whatever we want to.

Do you have any idea if people come to know about this what will happen. I’m scared of saying it also. Why do you always bring age in middle.? Of course she’ll say.

You’re only 21. At this age, such kind of actions suits only to the students of American University. And not the Indian engineering students. That too who has taken an admission through donation.https://afterellen.com/lifestyle/advice-column/189695-lez-try-out-dating-apps Dear Ishan, I had come to see you off here, That time I told that you have to take our family ahead.

You took that so seriously. Uncle, whatever this is, you can’t blame Ishan alone. – Even I’m… – Correct. You’re an intelligent girl.

Come on. Give me your parents contact number. – Aunty… – …Mom, she’s already so worried. And what about us? Are we dancing here?

We couldn‘t come to meet you in college for three years. We’ve trusted you. It was so difficult to convince our grandparents in taking care of Golu, so that we can come and meet you. Mamta, calm down.

Wait a minute. Who’s Golu? My younger brother. He’s three years old and someone needs to be there to take care of him. Three years old?

That means he’s 18 years younger to you. When there’s so much open minded discussion going on, – then let’s talk about Golu. – What do you want talk about? When at the age of 37, you got pregnant suddenly, I had to accept it, Right? That’s different.

We are parents. So? You’ll keep giving birth to babies? And you’re a kid. Don’t behave like a father.

Mamta, nobody will say anything. – How he’s talking? – Mamta, please… Until and unless we don’t go to the hospital, done with the test, nobody will say anything. Hey, someone say something at least.

I don’t get it. Mom, why did we need to come to the hospital? Test can be done at home also. I don’t want to hear the news about my first grand child in that unlucky house. And you keep your mouth shut.

Let the elders handle this. – Mom, you again… – …Ishan! Calm down. You drink coffee. Come on! Drink.

Sorry, dear! We overreacted. Isn’t it? It’s okay.

But you guys have to understand that even I’m worried. I know, son. Even you’re sensitive like me. But can I ask you a question? Since how long you and Ananya have been together? – I proposed her in first year and then… – Okay. – We had a break up 2 3 times but… – …Very good. …We stood strong.

That’s fine but actually I was asking something else. I was asking that… Since how long you and Ananya have been together? As in together… …on one bed… …how long have been sleeping?

Mamta, please! Not this way. Ishan You tell me when did you had last s** with Ananya? Oh, God! You guys are intolerable.

What happened? It was a simple question. You are his father. It’s your duty to give him sex education. Even my father didn’t give me.

When I’m also not trained, how can I impart knowledge. But what’s next? Not sure may be will have to shift to Mumbai. Now what will happen to these two? Yeah that also is also a concern.

So should I talk with the band people? – I know him. He’ll give me some discount. – You don’t do anything. Let me handle this. I’ll talk to them.

But the band people don’t know you. They won’t give you any discount. Ishan!

They’ve called in half an hour. Come, dear! Sit. – It’s okay. Sit. – Come. Come. – Don’t you think half an hour is too much? – Let’s sit.

No. I’m just saying. So…

Ishan and Ananya… – …the importance of children in life… – …Let me talk. Dear, college is going to get over. Soon you guys will get a placement also. Yes. Of course it will be.

She’s talking to Ananya. I’m going to make you sit in the shop. So tell me when do you want to do it? What do you mean?

I mean… What aunty? Marriage.

Wedlock. Have you guys gone totally mad? But its just a simple question. Ananya Dwivedi?

Wait a minute. She’ll come right away. Listen dear, do you want a zari border in your lehenga?

Please. What are you talking? Ananya!

All the best! Whatever happens, I’m there with you. We all are there with you. And even Golu. Me, Golu, we all are there with you. – All the best! – All the best!

Why won’t you force for the surname? At least I’ll give the liberty to choose his/her surname. – What are you… – Has he gone mad?. Today, kids… …You tell me kids have started following their passion. It’s only the surname left where you can force them.

That right also you want to snatch it from us. She is here. Negative.

Are you pregnant or no? You stupid! I’m seriously going to make you sit in the shop.

Thank god! Now I won’t have to change the diapers of son and grandson together. Dear, thank you. It’s okay. Remove the effect of the evil eye. – Hi.

Boarded the flight or no? – Yes. Do you know your dad put the location of International airport. The moment we stepped out from the house, he started saying that let’s go travel abroad. After that we had to come to the domestic airport.

We sat but he’s not able to put his seat belt. – Are you okay? – Yes. Absolutely fine. Now talk to her. Hello uncle! Hello aunty!

Hi! Hello! You haven’t shifted to Sachin’s place? I’ve already shifted. Just came to meet her.

Such an idiot he is. Protect you from evil eye. So dear Ananya, I hope you are okay health wise? – Yes, aunty! Everything is fine. – I hope you’re not getting a nausea? – No. – Are you sure? – Mom, how can you… – Yes, aunty! Everything is fine.

And anyways doctor said that after four week, I’ll get symptoms. – What? – What are you saying? – Oh, God! – What kind of symptoms? Ananya, are you f*****g kidding me? At least say something to this boy. Ishan, you had promised me that you won’t use ‘F’ word anymore.

What’s wrong with you guys? Such a dirty mind you guys have. Yesterday I had taken her to the shankari Chinese stall, and ordered a lot of chicken lollypop. She thought its a cabbage lollylop and ate all of them.

She doesn’t eat non veg. Her stomach must be upset. Nothing else. Ishan, if its not a stomach upset then we’ll become upset. What are you saying?

Just believe him. And anyways I’m not ready to be a grandfather. Dad, please! There’s nothing like that.

No. Whatever you want to say, say it to me. You go.

You be with your dad. Go. Yes! I was always ready to be a grandfather. Congratulations!

Will you control yourself? Don’t know what I had when he was inside my womb that he is like this. Now you don’t go into nostalgia of your own pregnancy.

Logically, let’s do something on this. No, no. That’s not possible.

Ananya, did you do any pregnancy test? No, actually I was just about to go get the kit. …No. We’ll go to a doctor. Okay, so I’ll book an appointment.

Cool. You guys don’t worry. Everything will be sorted. We’ll go to the hospital.

You’re not going anywhere. You did whatever you wanted to. Now we’ll do whatever we want to.

Do you have any idea if people come to know about this what will happen. I’m scared of saying it also. Why do you always bring age in middle.? Of course she’ll say.

You’re only 21. At this age, such kind of actions suits only to the students of American University. And not the Indian engineering students. That too who has taken an admission through donation. Dear Ishan, I had come to see you off here, That time I told that you have to take our family ahead.

You took that so seriously. Uncle, whatever this is, you can’t blame Ishan alone. – Even I’m… – Correct. You’re an intelligent girl.

Come on. Give me your parents contact number. – Aunty… – …Mom, she’s already so worried. And what about us? Are we dancing here?

We couldn’t come to meet you in college for three years. We’ve trusted you. It was so difficult to convince our grandparents in taking care of Golu, so that we can come and meet you. Mamta, calm down.

Wait a minute. Who’s Golu? My younger brother. He’s three years old and someone needs to be there to take care of him. Three years old?

That means he’s 18 years younger to you. When there’s so much open minded discussion going on, – then let’s talk about Golu. – What do you want talk about? When at the age of 37, you got pregnant suddenly, I had to accept it, Right? That’s different.

We are parents. So? You’ll keep giving birth to babies? And you’re a kid. Don’t behave like a father.

Mamta, nobody will say anything. – How he’s talking? – Mamta, please… Until and unless we don’t go to the hospital, done with the test, nobody will say anything. Hey, someone say something at least.

I don’t get it. Mom, why did we need to come to the hospital? Test can be done at home also. I don’t want to hear the news about my first grand child in that unlucky house. And you keep your mouth shut.

Let the elders handle this. – Mom, you again… – …Ishan! Calm down. You drink coffee. Come on! Drink.

Sorry, dear! We overreacted. Isn’t it? It’s okay.

But you guys have to understand that even I’m worried. I know, son. Even you’re sensitive like me. But can I ask you a question? Since how long you and Ananya have been together? – I proposed her in first year and then… – Okay. – We had a break up 2 3 times but… – …Very good. …We stood strong.

That’s fine but actually I was asking something else. I was asking that… Since how long you and Ananya have been together? As in together… …on one bed… …how long have been sleeping?

Mamta, please! Not this way. Ishan You tell me when did you had last s** with Ananya? Oh, God! You guys are intolerable.

What happened? It was a simple question. You are his father. It’s your duty to give him sex education. Even my father didn’t give me.

When I’m also not trained, how can I impart knowledge. But what’s next? Not sure may be will have to shift to Mumbai. Now what will happen to these two? Yeah that also is also a concern.

So should I talk with the band people? – I know him. He’ll give me some discount. – You don’t do anything. Let me handle this. I’ll talk to them.

But the band people don’t know you. They won’t give you any discount. Ishan!

They’ve called in half an hour. Come, dear! Sit. – It’s okay. Sit. – Come. Come. – Don’t you think half an hour is too much? – Let’s sit.

No. I’m just saying. So…

Ishan and Ananya… – …the importance of children in life… – …Let me talk. Dear, college is going to get over. Soon you guys will get a placement also. Yes. Of course it will be.

She’s talking to Ananya. I’m going to make you sit in the shop. So tell me when do you want to do it? What do you mean?

I mean… What aunty? Marriage.

Wedlock. Have you guys gone totally mad? But its just a simple question. Ananya Dwivedi?

Wait a minute. She’ll come right away. Listen dear, do you want a zari border in your lehenga?

Please. What are you talking? Ananya!

All the best! Whatever happens, I’m there with you. We all are there with you. And even Golu. Me, Golu, we all are there with you. – All the best! – All the best!

Why won’t you force for the surname? At least I’ll give the liberty to choose his/her surname. – What are you… – Has he gone mad?. Today, kids… …You tell me kids have started following their passion. It’s only the surname left where you can force them.

That right also you want to snatch it from us. She is here. Negative.

Are you pregnant or no? You stupid! I’m seriously going to make you sit in the shop.

Thank god! Now I won’t have to change the diapers of son and grandson together. Dear, thank you. It’s okay. Remove the effect of the evil eye. – Hi.

Boarded the flight or no? – Yes. Do you know your dad put the location of International airport. The moment we stepped out from the house, he started saying that let’s go travel abroad. After that we had to come to the domestic airport.

We sat but he’s not able to put his seat belt. – Are you okay? – Yes. Absolutely fine. Now talk to her. Hello uncle! Hello aunty!

Hi! Hello! You haven’t shifted to Sachin’s place? I’ve already shifted. Just came to meet her.

Such an idiot he is. Protect you from evil eye. So dear Ananya, I hope you are okay health wise? – Yes, aunty! Everything is fine. – I hope you’re not getting a nausea? – No. – Are you sure? – Mom, how can you… – Yes, aunty! Everything is fine.

And anyways doctor said that after four week, I’ll get symptoms. – What? – What are you saying? – Oh, God! – What kind of symptoms? Ananya, are you f*****g kidding me? At least say something to this boy. Ishan, you had promised me that you won’t use ‘F’ word anymore.

See, your mom is getting angry now. You’re bothered about abusive word. Come!

Get up. Let’s go to his place. – Hey, brother! Where’s the pilot? – Ma’am, please fasten your seat belt. – We’re about to take off the flight. – No.

Wait a minute. You see our son who’s in college, he’s got a girl pregnant. That’s a great news but still we can’t stop the flight.

Stop making stories. Do something. We’re late ma’am. Please calm down or else I’ve to call the pilot.

Sir! There’s a situation here. Sir, please come here. Yeah call him, who is the boss? Hello, sir!

I’m your captain Morgan. May I know what’s the issue? Captain Morgan? Have we met last night?

Please do fast. Please open the door. Yes. We’ll definitely make you land. We’ll reach Delhi after two n half hours.

We’ll make you land safely. Why aren’t you saying something. How is he talking?

You please behave properly with my wife. – I told him. – Not at all listening. Kindly hold this. Let me behave properly. Come on, sir!

Let’s talk properly. We’ll definitely talk properly. Everybody will talk properly with them. Alright? From past half n hour I’m saying that ladies and gentlemen… …please listen to me.

But you don’t want to. You want to become grandpa and grandma. Want to do everything in plane. – Sister, you be the pilot. – No.

Wait a minute. Plane is going to take off. We want to get down. Ananya!

Anany… – Dear are you sure? – How rude people are here? Our is a Non refundable ticket. Uncle, aunty, Ishan…

I mean I want to but…

E06: My Pregnant Girlfriend | TSP’s Awkward Conversations With Girlfriend | TSP Originals

What’s wrong with you guys? Such a dirty mind you guys have. Yesterday I had taken her to the shankari Chinese stall, and ordered a lot of chicken lollypop. She thought its a cabbage lollylop and ate all of them.

She doesn’t eat non veg. Her stomach must be upset. Nothing else. Ishan, if its not a stomach upset then we’ll become upset. What are you saying?

Just believe him. And anyways I’m not ready to be a grandfather. Dad, please! There’s nothing like that. No.

Whatever you want to say, say it to me. You go. You be with your dad. Go. Yes!

I was always ready to be a grandfather. Congratulations! Will you control yourself? Don’t know what I had when he was inside my womb that he is like this.

Now you don’t go into nostalgia of your own pregnancy. Logically, let’s do something on this. No, no. That’s not possible.

Ananya, did you do any pregnancy test? No, actually I was just about to go get the kit. …No. We’ll go to a doctor.

Okay, so I’ll book an appointment. Cool. You guys don’t worry.

Everything will be sorted. We’ll go to the hospital. You’re not going anywhere. You did whatever you wanted to.

Now we’ll do whatever we want to. Do you have any idea if people come to know about this what will happen. I’m scared of saying it also.

Why do you always bring age in middle.? Of course she’ll say. You’re only 21. At this age, such kind of actions suits only to the students of American University.

And not the Indian engineering students. That too who has taken an admission through donation. Dear Ishan, I had come to see you off here, That time I told that you have to take our family ahead. You took that so seriously. Uncle, whatever this is, you can’t blame Ishan alone. – Even I’m… – Correct.

You’re an intelligent girl. Come on. Give me your parents contact number. – Aunty… – …Mom, she’s already so worried.

And what about us? Are we dancing here? We couldn’t come to meet you in college for three years. We’ve trusted you.

It was so difficult to convince our grandparents in taking care of Golu, so that we can come and meet you. Mamta, calm down. Wait a minute. Who’s Golu?

My younger brother. He’s three years old and someone needs to be there to take care of him. Three years old? That means he’s 18 years younger to you. When there’s so much open minded discussion going on, – then let’s talk about Golu. – What do you want talk about?

When at the age of 37, you got pregnant suddenly, I had to accept it, Right? That’s different. We are parents.

So? You’ll keep giving birth to babies? And you’re a kid.

Don’t behave like a father. Mamta, nobody will say anything. – How he’s talking? – Mamta, please… Until and unless we don’t go to the hospital, done with the test, nobody will say anything.

Hey, someone say something at least. I don’t get it. Mom, why did we need to come to the hospital?

Test can be done at home also. I don’t want to hear the news about my first grand child in that unlucky house. And you keep your mouth shut. Let the elders handle this. – Mom, you again… – …Ishan! Calm down.

You drink coffee. Come on! Drink. Sorry, dear!

We overreacted. Isn’t it? It’s okay.

But you guys have to understand that even I’m worried. I know, son. Even you’re sensitive like me. But can I ask you a question? Since how long you and Ananya have been together? – I proposed her in first year and then… – Okay. – We had a break up 2 3 times but… – …Very good. …We stood strong.

That’s fine but actually I was asking something else. I was asking that… Since how long you and Ananya have been together? As in together… …on one bed… …how long have been sleeping? Mamta, please!

Not this way. Ishan You tell me when did you had last s** with Ananya? Oh, God! You guys are intolerable. What happened?

It was a simple question. You are his father. It’s your duty to give him sex education.

Even my father didn’t give me. When I’m also not trained, how can I impart knowledge. But what’s next? Not sure may be will have to shift to Mumbai.

Now what will happen to these two? Yeah that also is also a concern. So should I talk with the band people? – I know him.

He’ll give me some discount. – You don’t do anything. Let me handle this. I’ll talk to them.

But the band people don’t know you. They won’t give you any discount. Ishan! They’ve called in half an hour. Come, dear!

Sit. – It’s okay. Sit. – Come. Come. – Don’t you think half an hour is too much? – Let’s sit. No.

I’m just saying. So… Ishan and Ananya… – …the importance of children in life… – …Let me talk. Dear, college is going to get over. Soon you guys will get a placement also.

Yes. Of course it will be. She’s talking to Ananya. I’m going to make you sit in the shop. So tell me when do you want to do it?

What do you mean? I mean… What aunty? Marriage. Wedlock.

Have you guys gone totally mad? But its just a simple question. Ananya Dwivedi?

Wait a minute. She’ll come right away. Listen dear, do you want a zari border in your lehenga? Please.

What are you talking? Ananya! All the best!

Whatever happens, I’m there with you. We all are there with you. And even Golu. Me, Golu, we all are there with you. – All the best! – All the best! Why won’t you force for the surname?

At least I’ll give the liberty to choose his/her surname. – What are you… – Has he gone mad?. Today, kids… …You tell me kids have started following their passion. It’s only the surname left where you can force them. That right also you want to snatch it from us. She is here.

Negative. Are you pregnant or no? You stupid! I’m seriously going to make you sit in the shop. Thank god!

Now I won’t have to change the diapers of son and grandson together. Dear, thank you. It’s okay.

Remove the effect of the evil eye. – Hi. Boarded the flight or no? – Yes. Do you know your dad put the location of International airport. The moment we stepped out from the house, he started saying that let’s go travel abroad.

After that we had to come to the domestic airport. We sat but he’s not able to put his seat belt. – Are you okay? – Yes. Absolutely fine. Now talk to her. Hello uncle!

Hello aunty! Hi! Hello!

You haven’t shifted to Sachin’s place? I’ve already shifted. Just came to meet her. Such an idiot he is.

Protect you from evil eye. So dear Ananya, I hope you are okay health wise? – Yes, aunty! Everything is fine. – I hope you’re not getting a nausea? – No. – Are you sure? – Mom, how can you… – Yes, aunty!

Everything is fine. And anyways doctor said that after four week, I’ll get symptoms. – What? – What are you saying? – Oh, God! – What kind of symptoms? Ananya, are you f*****g kidding me?

At least say something to this boy. Ishan, you had promised me that you won’t use ‘F’ word anymore. See, your mom is getting angry now.

You’re bothered about abusive word. Come! Get up. Let’s go to his place. – Hey, brother!

Where’s the pilot? – Ma’am, please fasten your seat belt. – We’re about to take off the flight. – No. Wait a minute. You see our son who’s in college, he’s got a girl pregnant.

That’s a great news but still we can’t stop the flight. Stop making stories. Do something. We’re late ma’am. Please calm down or else I’ve to call the pilot.

Sir! There’s a situation here. Sir, please come here. Yeah call him, who is the boss?

Hello, sir! I’m your captain Morgan. May I know what’s the issue? Captain Morgan? Have we met last night?

Please do fast. Please open the door. Yes.

We’ll definitely make you land. We’ll reach Delhi after two n half hours. We’ll make you land safely. Why aren’t you saying something. How is he talking?

You please behave properly with my wife. – I told him. – Not at all listening. Kindly hold this. Let me behave properly. Come on, sir!

Let’s talk properly. We’ll definitely talk properly. Everybody will talk properly with them. Alright? From past half n hour I’m saying that ladies and gentlemen… …please listen to me.

But you don’t want to. You want to become grandpa and grandma. Want to do everything in plane. – Sister, you be the pilot. – No.

Wait a minute. Plane is going to take off. We want to get down.

Ananya! Anany… – Dear are you sure? – How rude people are here? Our is a Non refundable ticket. Uncle, aunty, Ishan…

I mean I want to but…

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