[Girlfriend ASMR] It’s Fine, Baby, Don’t Mind Those Toxic People! [Voice Acting] [Wholesome]

Dating

E for ECCHI ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) *You open the door with a pouty face* (AWHHHHHH, who dare to make my baby sad??!!! I’m goin to slap the heck out of you until your soul leave your body (╬`益´) ) Hey babe, are you done playing with your friends? *chuckle in yandere* judging from your expression, I can tell that you didn’t have a good time. Why? Is it because bad supports or just some toxic random guy again? (YES, I’M LOOKING AT YOU!

People who always says GG EZ and N00BS on online game!! ヽ(`⌒´メ)ノ) Awhhh wait, let me pause my game, okay. (SEE? You’re special! I PAUSE my game for you, be grateful for that!!!

Feel the love!! ٩(ఠ益ఠ)۶ ❤❤) Mhmm… mhmm. Ha? How come a support stealing a carry’s loot. (Fresh from my past experience, “iM a suPPoRT bUt iM rIcHeR, n0OB carRy! (ノ°益°)ノ) WhatSSS?!

Oh no… that’s bad. (You heard that toxic people??? THAT’S BAD! BAKAAA YAROOOOU! (╬ Ò﹏Ó)) Wait, where is your other friend? I thought that you have a full team member with their own part so there is no need to put a stranger in your team, right?

Oh? He does??! Wow he betray you guys. Oh no… (。•́︿•̀。) He can’t online because he is ON (yesh, I know I’m Baka (ಥ﹏ಥ) a date?

E for ECCHI ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) *You open the door with a pouty face* (AWHHHHHH, who dare to make my baby sad??!!! I’m goin to slap the heck out of you until your soul leave your body (╬`益´) ) Hey babe, are you done playing with your friends? *chuckle in yandere* judging from your expression, I can tell that you didn’t have a good time. Why? Is it because bad supports or just some toxic random guy again? (YES, I’M LOOKING AT YOU!https://variety.com/2017/tv/features/guillermo-diaz-rodney-alcala-dating-game-killer-scandal-interview-1202627567/

People who always says GG EZ and N00BS on online game!! ヽ(`⌒´メ)ノ) Awhhh wait, let me pause my game, okay. (SEE? You’re special! I PAUSE my game for you, be grateful for that!!!

Feel the love!! ٩(ఠ益ఠ)۶ ❤❤) Mhmm… mhmm. Ha? How come a support stealing a carry’s loot. (Fresh from my past experience, “iM a suPPoRT bUt iM rIcHeR, n0OB carRy! (ノ°益°)ノ) WhatSSS?!

Oh no… that’s bad. (You heard that toxic people??? THAT’S BAD! BAKAAA YAROOOOU! (╬ Ò﹏Ó)) Wait, where is your other friend? I thought that you have a full team member with their own part so there is no need to put a stranger in your team, right?

Oh? He does??! Wow he betray you guys. Oh no… (。•́︿•̀。) He can’t online because he is ON (yesh, I know I’m Baka (ಥ﹏ಥ) a date?

Wow, best anime betrayal of the week. Well, to be fair though, you did it too in the past to spend sometimes with me, to go on a date with me. Do you remember about that? (YESSS I’M CALLING YOU OUT PEOPLE WHO CHOOSE HOES OVER BROS!

Stop being a simp, like me!! (メ` ロ ´) Yes, and your friends used to hate me a lot. (Don’t hate me, senpai (。•́︿•̀。) please??) Well, I can tell from their glares every time we met them the together. (Stop staring at me!! Ba-baka!! (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄) They just afraid I will steal their ace. Well I did steal you though and I’m proud of it. *socffing arrogantly* (๑˘︶˘๑) (Pfft yeah GG EZ!!) Yes, of course.

They’re also my friends now, they’re fun to be around with. I love the time we spent together doing some game night with them. (DON’T WORRY, I love the time I spend together with you the most. NOW SAY UWU!!!) Especially when we’re playing horror games, their reaction is really priceless, some of them looks like about to poop their own pants. mmm-hmm I was the one who holds the controller yet, they’re the one who’s screaming and shrieking around. What a good time. (Another real life experience, I can’t stop UwU – ing them, to people who’s get scared playing horror games, LEMME HUG YOU! GAHH YOU’RE SHOO CUTE Σ>―(〃°ω°〃)♡→ Well, maybe that’s why they started to treat me better.

Even Jason start to call me older sister. *chuckles* He is a good kid. (JASON! IF YOU WATCH THIS VIDEO, You’re so adorable and I just want to squish you with loveee, you little hamster boi (ಠ_ಠ)) Haaa…what’s with that face are you jealous? (YESSHHHH, be jealous, you look so cute, I just want to bite your cheek. (⚈₋₍⚈)) Ah, come on. I only see Jason as my little brother (AND MY PET HAMSTER (◕‿◕✿) ), we’re in a bro bro relationship.

You know… just bro-bro. (In memory of Jason getting in brozone and pet zone (。•́︿•̀。) Ohhh, please don’t be jealous, honey. The most enjoyable time is the time that I’m spending with you of course. (I wuff U! FEEL THE LOVE OR I WILL PINCH YOUR SQUISHY CHEEK!! (҂ `з´ )) Do you want some back rub and pats? (If you don’t want it, can I have it pleasee?? I want some back rub, please gimme love! (ಥ﹏ಥ) ) Great! (Not great, I want my back rubs too!!! (ノ°益°)ノ) I’ll be glad to do it for you because I’m a super… super kind. I am the sweetest girlfriend. *laughing arrogantly* Here, come here, let me comfort you. (Don’t worry, I won’t bite you, or will I? MUEHEHEHEH “ψ(`∇´)ψ ) It’s okay, it’s just one of bad game night. (YESS I’M TALKING TO YOU, people who make holes on their walls, pls sthap hurting yourself, lemme hug you. (´。• ᵕ •。`) ♡ ) Some people can be an idiot, it’s hard and almost impossible to CURE it. (Offf sorry, just saying FACTS!

Date

Щ(・`ω´・Щ)) And maybe the one who’s being so toxic isn’t even half your age yet. (Don’t ask me why I know that… (ಥ﹏ಥ) ) Butt (‿!‿) ԅ(≖‿≖ԅ) Did you handle them well? ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°) *chuckles in hentai* That’s great. (͡ ͡° ͜ つ ͡͡°) You’re doing the right thing, just ignore that idiots and make fun of them with your friends, okay? *give you a forehead kiss* (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄) Feel any better? (You better be!! I gave you a nice back rubsss and lots of love. (╬ Ò﹏Ó) ) That’s good, now I will continue playing my offline game. where I can’t find any toxic people and also a game that I can pause so I still can take care of my baby (YESH, YOU’RE MY BABY (◕‿◕)♡ ) lover, is that okay? *chuckles* yes, indeed. I’m proud to be an introvert.

I don’t need to deal with jerks, that’s for sure. Mhmm, I will continue playing the game, I almost finished another chapter. That’s enough for today’s quota. Cuddle?

That’s tempting, but… NAHHHHH! NOHHHH!! (●´^`●) Baby… Listen to me!! (。•́︿•̀。) This game seriously has a really good plot inside that makes me curious, I want to know what will happen next with these main characters. Baby, please stop pouting. (Before I come to you and just hit you 1000 times with kisses!!! (°ㅂ°╬) WHAI U SO ADORABLE?!) Come on, we made a deal that we will have a game night today, right? *HEEEEEE in Japanese* You can’t take it back! ( `ε´ ) NOHHHH! ( ̄ε(# ̄) Honey, you can sleep first; I’ll join you after I finished this chapter, okay?

It won’t take too long, unless… I’m playing all of the side stories. Which is 90% I will surely do that. (Try to guess what I’m playing, I’m dropping a HUGE HINTS, pls don’t cheat and see the comment sect first. (。•́︿•̀。) ) BUTT! (‿!‿) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ) They also have a funny and wholesome side stories. I can’t just ignore that.

Like this side story where the main character needs to act as a fake lover for a young… young girl, I think she’s in middle school or smth, with daddy issue. And that little girl chose the main character although he has a scary face. You need to see how her father’s reaction (HOW HER FATHER REACTS! BAKAAAA ME! (。•́︿•̀。) )when he met the main character.

Oh, and also this one, the main character really loves his Tamia. He will smile like a little kid if he win a match. Yes, indded!!

His opponent is all kid… children.. little children! But he looks so proud if he win and look so sad if he loses it, even more sad than when he lost his friend. It’s… kind of sad. (Imagine being his friends, and your life value less than his Tamia. (ಥ﹏ಥ) ) And also we can have like a chicken as a manager for a real- estate company.

I mean like… dude! (That chicken have more salaries than me!! THE HECK CHICKEN?! (ノ°益°)ノ) It’s so fun. (It’s not fun, I’m going to cry myself to sleep because I value less than a chicken. (ಥ﹏ಥ) ) Ah, sorry, I talked too much, right? I’m glad that you enjoy it. Please, let me finish this new chapter, okay?

Feel free to watch me playing it. (Nah, please don’t watch me, I’m.. not SHY! BA-BAKA!!) Ahhh, come on baby. I really want to play it.

Pretty please? PWEASEEEEE?! (。•́︿•̀。) If you give me the permission, I will do our cuddle time tomorrow morning and.. tomorow night too! This a really good deal right? And I will….mmm wait I’m going to cook your favorite pancakes for breakfast with vanilla ice cream! (MY FAV TOO ; – 😉 And also when we cuddle, I would be the big spoon I promise, okay? (I’m a pretty smotth negotiator, and I will bite you if you don’t agree!! ((╬●∀●)) PLEASEEEEE! *chuckles arrogantly* GREAT! (You finally say yes, took you long enough, bakaaa!!!! ( `ε´ )) *give you another forehead kiss* ❤ (ɔˆз(ˆ⌣ˆc) That’s your goodnight kiss and I hope you will have a nice dream (ABOUT ME OFC *stares at you in yandere* (◕‿◕)♡), baby. And don’t think about that toxic person again, okay?

You know what? I love you. (What am I? I’m just a smooth man seducer (; okno :(( I only wuff you, I promise) What? I mean I really do, I do love you. (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄) You love me too?

But I love you MOAR! Okay! Fine, you love me the most and I love you the most too. (NAH, I LOVE YOU MORE, PERIODT!!) I will continue playing my games, okay? OWHHHHH, do you need another goodnight kiss? (Can you please being so adorable?

I’m getting diabetes here, gahhh you little squishy baby!! σ(≧ε≦σ) ♡) AWH My baby. Come here!! (So I can shower you with loves and kissessss! (◕‿◕)♡ ) *give you kisses on your cheek and nose* (⁄ ⁄>⁄ ▽ ⁄<⁄ ⁄) it’s not like I’m going anywhere, I’m here just playing with my games and you still can have my attention, isn’t that great? I would give you *HMMMMM in Japanese* a little pat on the head if you want to.

Isn’t it nice? I know I know I’m the best girlfriend EVER. (You will not have another girlfriend. You’re mine *laughing in yandere* MUAHAHAHH ლ(`∀´ლ)) Okay…

I’ll now continue playing the games *looking at you falling asleep* (GAHHHHHHH I just want to attack you now, whai sho cute!) Here, a head pats for you. *caressing your hair* Good night, baby! I love you (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄) ❤❤❤

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