Dan and Phil play YANDERE SIMULATOR!

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Dan: Konnichiwa Phil: Hello, DanAndPhilGAMES senpais! Phil: (Senpai!) Dan: Here we are. Dan: Umm…

Dan: Nothing… irregular, about this setup right now! Phil: No, not at all. Phil: So, we did a cosplay video on my channel, Phil: and I wanted to make use of the costumes again. Dan: Again, I think you should just add it to your regular rotation.

Phil: I think I should. Dan: And, frankly, I could be the fourth person in the… Dan: What’s like the three-way ship name for Jack, Mark and Felix? Phil: Er, Pli-Fe-Foo-Fi-Fo-Fum?

Dan: Septis! Phil: Septa-felix (laughs)… Dan: Okay, that thing. Dan: With my bright hair.

Phil: This is the thing that I wanted to arrive for my video and then it arrived, like, yesterday? Dan: Well, (stumbles), I think you just look stylish, I mean, it’s cropped very high… Phil: It’s very high, it’s meant to be an extra large, but… hey! Dan: An extra large Asian woman. Phil: Yeah! [both laugh] Phil: So, we thought this would be appropriate to play a game that a LOT of you have been requesting.

Dan: So, here’s the deal: Dan: We’ve been aware of this game since basically the week it came out, but we weren’t sure whether it was… frankly, appropriate Phil: (Is it appropriate?) Dan: to play on this channel Phil: I’m-I’m a bit, I’m still like (cringes)- Dan: ’cause it’s a game about literally being a perv who murders people. Dan: Where is the line? Phil: Yeah… Phil: Where’s the line?

Dan: I mean, Dan likes to joke about death, I swear a lot… Phil: Yes!https://www.zoosk.com/ Dan: Sometimes you make innuendos that are frankly more horrifying than any other- Dan: But then EVERY other big YouTuber has just played this game!

Phil: And loads of you have seen it, ’cause you’ve been watching those videos. Dan: So, I’m sure some of you will be horrified, Phil: Yep- Dan: Some of you might be traumatized Dan: But you keep demanding us to do it Dan: So, hey, if we’re saying ‘no’, you wanna cross the line, you took us there. Phil: Alright, so, Phil: Warning!!

This might have blood, weird, pervy things and- Dan: It’s gonna be problematic, Phil: 18+ content, Dan: It”s gonna be offensive. Dan: God knows what we’re about to experience. Dan: This is Yandere Simulator.

Phil: Let’s do it. Phil: Dan, what does ‘yandere’ even mean? Dan: Yandere is like a girl that loves you and is obsessed wih you Dan: and is so obsessed and slightly psychotic that they might love you so much they kill you Phil: Oooo, does it have to be a girl? Dan: Uh, no, I mean, I don’t think so Phil: Could a fox be yandere?

Dan: You could be a yandere, Phil Phil: A jellyfish? Dan: A jelly- a yandere jellyfish Dan: Press any button to begin…Hmm. Phil: Where’s the ‘any’ key? *Phil laughs* Dan: I’m gonna go with ‘Q’ Dan: Made by the “Happy Life Education Foundation.” Both: Aww.

Dan: why do I think that’s innapropriate? Phil: Yandere simulator Dan: Aww, there is the yandere, right there! Phil: She looks quite nice and happy! Dan: Nice.

Dan: Konnichiwa Phil: Hello, DanAndPhilGAMES senpais! Phil: (Senpai!) Dan: Here we are. Dan: Umm…

Dan: Nothing… irregular, about this setup right now! Phil: No, not at all. Phil: So, we did a cosplay video on my channel, Phil: and I wanted to make use of the costumes again. Dan: Again, I think you should just add it to your regular rotation.

Phil: I think I should. Dan: And, frankly, I could be the fourth person in the… Dan: What’s like the three-way ship name for Jack, Mark and Felix? Phil: Er, Pli-Fe-Foo-Fi-Fo-Fum?

Dan: Septis! Phil: Septa-felix (laughs)… Dan: Okay, that thing. Dan: With my bright hair.

Phil: This is the thing that I wanted to arrive for my video and then it arrived, like, yesterday? Dan: Well, (stumbles), I think you just look stylish, I mean, it’s cropped very high… Phil: It’s very high, it’s meant to be an extra large, but… hey! Dan: An extra large Asian woman. Phil: Yeah! [both laugh] Phil: So, we thought this would be appropriate to play a game that a LOT of you have been requesting.

Dan: So, here’s the deal: Dan: We’ve been aware of this game since basically the week it came out, but we weren’t sure whether it was… frankly, appropriate Phil: (Is it appropriate?) Dan: to play on this channel Phil: I’m-I’m a bit, I’m still like (cringes)- Dan: ’cause it’s a game about literally being a perv who murders people. Dan: Where is the line? Phil: Yeah… Phil: Where’s the line?

Dan: I mean, Dan likes to joke about death, I swear a lot… Phil: Yes! Dan: Sometimes you make innuendos that are frankly more horrifying than any other- Dan: But then EVERY other big YouTuber has just played this game!

Phil: And loads of you have seen it, ’cause you’ve been watching those videos. Dan: So, I’m sure some of you will be horrified, Phil: Yep- Dan: Some of you might be traumatized Dan: But you keep demanding us to do it Dan: So, hey, if we’re saying ‘no’, you wanna cross the line, you took us there. Phil: Alright, so, Phil: Warning!!

This might have blood, weird, pervy things and- Dan: It’s gonna be problematic, Phil: 18+ content, Dan: It”s gonna be offensive. Dan: God knows what we’re about to experience. Dan: This is Yandere Simulator.

Phil: Let’s do it. Phil: Dan, what does ‘yandere’ even mean? Dan: Yandere is like a girl that loves you and is obsessed wih you Dan: and is so obsessed and slightly psychotic that they might love you so much they kill you Phil: Oooo, does it have to be a girl? Dan: Uh, no, I mean, I don’t think so Phil: Could a fox be yandere?

Dan: You could be a yandere, Phil Phil: A jellyfish? Dan: A jelly- a yandere jellyfish Dan: Press any button to begin…Hmm. Phil: Where’s the ‘any’ key? *Phil laughs* Dan: I’m gonna go with ‘Q’ Dan: Made by the “Happy Life Education Foundation.” Both: Aww.

Dan: why do I think that’s innapropriate? Phil: Yandere simulator Dan: Aww, there is the yandere, right there! Phil: She looks quite nice and happy! Dan: Nice.

This seems just like a peaceful school dating sim. Phil: Doesn’t look psychotic at all, I like the colours. Phil: Ah!

Dan: OH SWEET F*CK Phil: [Phil makes vague owl ‘hooting‘ noises] Phil: I didn’t think this would be a jumpscare video. Dan: I actually… just got jumpscared by a menu. Dan: So we haven’t played the game- Phil: No. Dan: or watched any videos of it in case this day would finally come. Phil: Yeah Phil: So we don’t know anything about it, so, if you’re frustrated we’re doing it wrong Dan: You, who’s probably watched a million videos.

Dan: You could enjoy us being jumpscared by all the um… yeah Phil: DEAD SCHOOLGIRLS Dan: Some good aesthetic cherry blossoms- Phil: It reminds me of Japan! Dan: It’s a nice vibe. Phil: I want to go back Dan: Hopefully this is, is not what Japan’s gonna be like… okay!

New game! Dan: Okay! Phil: Well we’re generating a Senpai Dan: We get to design our own Senpai!

My god. Wow. Phil: Wow.

Dan: That is… um… Phil: Are they soap suds? Or is that his.. Dan: I don’t know.

Just some angel fluff. Phil: Anatomy. Dan: Who’s sure.. okay. Phil: Let’s try not to make it look like me, hey. Dan: No, that would be weird.

Phil: That’s basically my head to start with. Can we make him blonde or something so it’s less disturbing. Dan: That is literally… Dan: We won’t make him like a- that makes him look like Yuuri!

Phil: Oh yeah, it does. Dan: From Yuri!!! on Ice. Phil: Yuu-ri!

Dan: What is that. Phil: Oh my God. Phil: I want that one! Dan: That’s like, the Johnny Bravo haircut… that’s very weird.

Dan: That looks like Victor, now! Phil: It does look like Victor! Dan: Young Victor, back in his skating days. Dan: If you dunno what we’re talking about, it’s a figure skating anime called Yuri!!! on Ice. Phil: Yep.

Dan: Entire world is obsessed with it. Dan: No eyewear- Phil: No glasses. Dan: No facial hair.

Phil: Oh my gosh, that’s the only choice of facial hair? Dan: That was disturbing. Phil: Could we dress him? Dan: That’s obviously just not an important feature!

Phil: Okay… Dan: There we go, senpai created. Dan: Oh, here we go. Phil: Ohhh, I love Japanese school uniforms! Dan: I know, right?

Phil: I wish we could wear these like… Star Trek outfits when we were going to school. Dan: Ah…Look at the blazer, oh my god. Phil: Yeah Phil: Flashback to my school blazer.

Dan: That’s like, flashbacks to fricking Glee Season 2. Phil: Ohhh We had to wear BLAZERS at school! Dan: That was warm in summer. Phil: That was warm. And people used to wipe glue on my blazer all the time. Why do people wipe glue on your school uniform?

Phil: It’s an easy way to ruin someone’s blazer if you have a glue fight. Dan: Nice! Dan: Okay, um, that;’s got like a good MCR, three cheers for sweet revenge, aesthetic Phil: Yep! Dan: And then, what do we have- Phil: female uniform.

Dan: Good little, that’s like a Honda Tohru little thing there. Phil: Shall they match? Dan: A matching one, that’s good. Phil: Yeah.

Match the senpai. Dan: This is the ‘Helena’ music video, guys, we’re doing this. Dan: I’m scared… okay, story dump.

Are you ready? Phil: Here we go, here we go. [Yandere girl begins talking in a monotone voice] Phil: I can’t feel anything. Dan: Emotional delivery.

Dan: Psycho! Lack of empathy! Phil: Uh oh Dan: Same! Oh my god. This is Dan Simulator.

Phil: I knew you were gonna say that. Dan Simulator. Both: THE SENPAI! [Subtle strings begin playing] Phil: Why would she say that? ‘My senpai’ Dan: Yeah, well, we literally already know where this game is going, clearly.

Dan: ooh Phil: OOH Dan: Yes Dan: ugh Phil: a yearning- Dan: A YEARNING Phil: Craving. Dan: You’re not supposed to have any empathy, but for the senpai, you feel true love! Dan: Right.

Phil: Okay. Dan: Yeah you stalk that senpai, that’s what life is all about. Don’t care about anything else!

ANYTHING ELSE Phil: Uh oh Hoe better step back! [Strings stop] SPRICK Phil: What was ‘sprick’? Dan: SPRICK! Phil: What is that? Dan: It’s just like a-a cheeky stab.

Phil: Tiny fork Dan: *spricks* Uh oh. Phil: Okay, we get it, we get it. Dan: wow, I see a lot of tumblr posts like this. Phil: Ye Phil: ME ALONE Dan: DUN DUN DUN Phil: RAGE… that wasn’t that rageful, was it?

Both: RAGE Dan: Dramatic music. Phil: oh my god Dan: UH OH, UH OH Phil: calm down. Dan: Love how the screen’s just gone red here. Phil: Yeah Phil: Senpai will be mine! Dan: That was a very rousing opening speech, I liked that quite a lot.

Phil: It was. [spoopy buildup] Dan: Should we have played this during Spooky Week? I feel like we should’ve. Phil: Maybe, it’s more spooky than I expected.

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Dan: YANDERE SIMULATOR. Phil: *noises* D’you know how you tell a psychopath? Dan: How? If you yawn, and they don’t yawn back. Cause, it’s empathy that makes ’em do that.

Phil: empathy Dan: HEY Phil: Oh no. Dan: Oh god, here we go [The yandere girl is pink, and texting some sassy girl. She still speaks without emotion] This is gonna get post on CringePics on Reddit Dan:*snaps fingers* Both: UH OH Phil: What’s the lack of emojis on this chat? Dan: Seriously, like where’s the monkey, where’s the crying while laughing?

Phil: I can’t finish a text without an emoji. Dan: Her name is Osana Najimi, MONKEY FACE Both: UH OH Dan: COMPETITION Phil: She believes in the myth about the cherry tree behind the school Dan: If you kiss under it then you fall in love forever That’s my guess. Phil: Alright Phil: Friday? Dan: That’s basically what I said!

I mean, come on, come on. Phil: How did you know that? Did you have one of these weird trees? I am the tree OH GOD Dan: Uh oh Dan: There’s a lot of weirdos at this school. Phil: I know!

Both: Who are you? Dan: Hah, ‘Info-chan’, the leak, the snek, the one with the info. Phil: There was a hill behind my school called “Kissing Hill” in primary school Dan: Was there a romantic legend about them having to accept?

Phil: Yeah. People went to kiss there but I never got invited. Dan [reading]: I’ve heard rumours about you. You blackmail girls and sell panty shots to boys.

Dan: Don’t do that. Phil: No. Bad. Baka! Dan: Bak- [laughs] Dan: so is that, like, payments in this game?

Phil: What? Right, okay Dan: mm, interesting Dan (imitating nasally, annoying voice): You’re disgusting Both (imitating voice): You’re disgusting. Dan (imitating voice): You’re a stalker. If you want my help, text me, if you don’t care, ignore me.

Dan: They should’ve narrated it like that. Phil: They should’ve. Dan (imitating voice): You have one week until your precious Senpai belongs to Osana-chan Dan (imitating voice): I hope you make her suffer. Phil: I’d prefer it like that Dan: April the third, it is cherry blossom season!

Let’s do this. Phil: DUN DUN DUN Dan: It’s literally Five Nights at Freddy’s, we have five until the senpai gets confessed to under the tree! Phil: Five days to get the senpai!

Phil: Okay. Dan: Alright, let’s ‘WASD’ it up Dan: This looks good! Phil: Yeah! It’s better graphics than I thought it would have. Dan (reading): Change panties.

Important feature. Phil: Okay. [E/N: WHAT IS THIS] Phil: Choose the panties of the girl. Dan (reading): Okay, only a boring girl would wear plain ones I think that we shouldn’t shame people- it’s comfortable! Phil: Wear-wear what you want. Phil: Wear metal panties if you like.

Dan: If somebody sees your pants and says, ‘you’re boring,’ be like, ‘yeah, well, at least I’m not chafing.’ Honestly. Phil: Yeah! Dan: Animal pant- that-that’s literally really (unintelligible), did they pay for that?

Phil: I don’t think they did. Dan: Probably not. Dan: Okay, compassion, nurturing and love, err Some fruit, there. Phil: Fruit Dan: BLACK…Phil: oooh, knew you were gonna go for the black.

Dan: mystery, secrecy and evil. Dan: What is that? That’s just like a sumo ring. Phil: What is… that is…

Firstly, how do sumos keep in it? There’s a lot of wrestling… going on there. Phil: I don’t know, where does it go?

Dan: I like, those ones, I feel like that’s me. Phil: Black… of course choose the black pants. Dan: Okay, there we go.

Phil: Equipped. Dan: We are secretly wearing, those pants. Phil: Yep Phil: What’s in the mystery box? Senpai Shrine?

Its the Senpai Shrine! Dan: IT’S THE SENPAI SHRINE! Phil: It’s like my ‘Buffy the Vampire Slayer’ shrine.

Dan: I’m relating to this, okay Dan: Well, did you have the following things to do with Buffy? Erm A lock of Buffy’s hair? Phil: No, I didn’t, I just had a door that was covered in posters. Dan: Okay…

Phil: Maybe the odd candle. Dan: A button from the uniform, AN OMEN, that we’ll be together forever. Dan: The toothbrush Phil: oh, that’s too much Dan (reading): brushing my teeth with this is a wonderful thing! Phil: (cringing) nooo Dan: I HAVE SENPAI ON MY GUMS okay Phil: On the gums, of all the things you coulda said.

Dan (reading): An apple that senpai was eating, licking the teeth marks is so much fun! Phil: Stop it Dan: That would’ve been like so brown by now, unless that was fresh. Phil: Stop..Yeah Phil (reading) : This is a bento that senpai ate out of. I hope we share a bento ‘sometime together today.’ Dan: That looks expensive!

Phil: yeah I bet Senpai’s mum filled that with, like, a bunch of, you know, rice and stuff to look like ‘Pikachu’ and then she, like, stole it. Bad. Phil (reading): This is a can that Senpai drank out of. he crushed it with his powerful, manly hands. Dan: I can imagine that now Ha ha ha.

Slow motion, guzzling, crink, over the shoulder Stalker in the corner; *gasp* Phil: Wow, you really pictured that Once I said that I could open a bottle with my teeth and it smashed in my mouth.. That was an embarrassing moment. [Dan laughs] That’s [laughs] Phil.. okay. What else can you do? Uh, you can’t climb on the bed, so this game is less creepy than Pokemon Moon and Sun, where you can just climb into peoples’ beds PHIL: That’s so weird. I can still sniff the scent of who was there.. browse the interwebs.

Nice PC setup. Phil: Why is there nothing on her cork board? I don’t know.. Phil: I would Phil [eyyy] that with stuff.

I’m guessing that’s up to us to populate, Phil. Let’s see.. Phil: Can you run?

Dan: uh, I don’t wanna press ‘space’ in case.. oooh.. I mean, obviously, we have to go to the basement first. Phil: What’s gonna be in the basement? Dan: let’s find out. Maybe Senpai is already there.

Phil: Uh-oh Dan: Now, this is 50 shades of Grey. right now. Phil: yeah, that’s very weird. No two ways about this. Phil: What is this basement?

What else is there? Ah, that’s definitely the Tying Up Senpai’ chair Phil: That’s very sinister. Dan: or threats. Phil: yeah Dan: ‘cuz we wanna marry the senpai, we just wanna threaten everyone else that stands in the way And there is a pile of boxes.

It needs more things in that basement So where should we go? Phil: Well, we could go to town, where our senpai might be sipping a ‘mocha latte’ Dan: yes, he might be there before school, and we just ‘happen‘ to be in the same coffee shop Phil: just stumble across him.. Dan: and start up a conversation and FALL IN LOVE!

Who knows? um.. [both laugh] I think.. we’ve got time to go to town before school. Ok, sure. [laughter] On a bike?! Dan: ok. alright Phil: Can you do this?

Dan: gotta control the camera now, this is sensitive. Right, here we go. let’s.. go for a cycle. [phil repeats] controls.. hold ‘shift’ to pedal faster.. ok Phil: go as fast as you can Dan: holding shift.. I’m accelerating Phil: this is dangerous [laughing] oh, you can’t turn with the mouse.. How do i turn? ok, I got this.

Phil: you’re gonna kill her before she even sees the senpai! Right, let’s go on a joyride around the town.. Phil: oh my God.. Dan: what have we got going on here?

Phil: This is making me miss my bike so much Dan: alright, this is quite-it’s like Pokemon, isn’t it? Phil: quite pleasant. (singing) ba duh bum ba buh.. Very empty town, there’s not much going on here Um, so is there anything to indicate where the school is? *sheer panic* Dan: oh, sh*t [Phil laughs] just killed her by driving into the sea, or something And that is the end of the story.. and then her notebook filled with creepy plans was discovered. Oh, sh*t, I’m stuck in the wall, uh, (in unison) beep, beep, beep beep I like that you can reverse on a bike. Just sorry, like, need to go backwards now,’ beep, beep You’re, like, trapped in this front yard.

Dan: look at that ponytail wow, that is a strong breeze happening right now alright, go as fast as you can.. Dan: Can’t catch me, I’m the yand- oops, sh*t.. Phil: The yandere..man Dan: The Yandere Dan. Phil: oh. Dan: got you there cycle faster.. for senpai..

Phil: we need to get to school Up the stairs.. whoop! Whoo! whoo Phil:almost.. check out those bike physics! yes! here we go, omg, the hype is real Phil: you can do it! OMG..

AWW Dan: omg ok, this is Redbull right now. let’s do this Foreget Yandere simulator, this is just, like BMX..olympics..simulator Phil: you’re not gonna make it you have to believe, Phil. (singing in unison) I believe.. come on.. come on.. come on! [Phil makes stressed noises in the background] Yeah! *clapping* check that sh*t out! Phil: ok, I take it back.. i have full faith in your bike controls. Dan: where the frick is the bike?

Did you ever have those stickers that came free with the cereal, and stick ’em on you bike, and they said things like, ‘rad’ and ‘cool’? Dan: you put stickers on your bike that said ‘rad’ and ‘cool’ ? were you the cool child? Phil: I did.

Yes. Were you the cool kid on the bike? Yeah, I have no idea where we’re going. School! [Dan claps] to the school.

OMG! Look at this. Phil: So aesthetic! This is my aesthetic. That is.. yes.

I wanna go back to Japan. Dan: wow. And all those people going into the school And then over here.. Phil: why are you going the other way? Dan: I’m just cur- Imagine havinghaving that house..opposite the school Phil: the secrets.

Phil: yeah, it would be.. Dan (sarcastically): how terrible would that be? Phil: yeah, that would be awful.. yeah, let’s visit.. woah, what the frick?!

Phil: Slender! What’s happening? [both laugh] it’s literally, whah, Spongebob’s gonna appear! oh sh*t! Phil (imitating the Yandere): no, i must not.. so, it seems that we have a heart rate monitor, we can see our pants, which are not the black ones we chose, What happened to the black pants? reputation is a middle-ground at the moment.. Dan: ok, so we have a reputation So, could we technically just be good and nice to everyone? may-I guess-Maybe.. It’s up to us, how do we want to get the senpai?

Do we want to be good, or do we want to be so terrible that he’s just afraid? Phil: who is this? Dan: it’s, uh, Sue, with the anime makeover.. Phil: hi, Sue [laughter] can we speak to Sue? Dan: hey.. nope, just standing menacingly. alright, here we go..

Phil: what do we have in.. Dan: school corridor let’s go into the main bit there. Dan: come join cooking, or the drama class, the Occult club! Phil: uh-oh that could be a way to do it.. [Dan repeats] just summon Satan Phil: cast a spell on him.

Phil: There’s people there, let’s go chat to someone Dan: We have martial arts, photography, Phil: Science Dan: That could be helpful if we want to illegally take shots of people’s underwear (perv) Phil: Oh yea that’s true Dan: Sports Phil: GAMING Dan: Gardening Dan: Gaming‘s got like the reject one over there Phil: *chuckles* Dan: Ok let’s go interact with some students Phil: Are we just going to instantly murder them all Dan: Ok there is Phil: We have to take it slow Dan: We’ve got loner under the tree over there Dan: A bunch of people socializing Phil: Look at all those cool hair colours Dan: Some terrifying thing happening here IS THAT OUR SENPAI OH. Oh… Dan: Okay senpai is reading a book Dan: And she is lap dancing him. That is disrespectful *whispering* Phil: Ello Phil: OH Dan: Oh no Phil: Oh no Dan: K she thinks that we’re weird Phil: Oh no she’s sad.

Phil: Let’s talk to this person Dan: Hello Phil: Distract it (wot) Dan: Hello tree reject how’re you doing Phil: *laughs* TREEject (the puns) Dan: Can’t interact with them they’re just there Dan: Well these guys look like they’re from Tumblr Phil: Yep Dan: Wazzup Phil: Hey guys Dan: It’s Hatsune Miku. What are you up to Phil: Let’s have a chat Dan: Oh we’re learning some opinions apparently Phil: OPINIONS Dan: What are they gossiping about Dan: Alright Dan: Helloo can I Phil: Gossip Dan: Oh wow this is great what should we talk about Phil: Compliment? Dan: Gossip, task, ask favor Dan: Let’s compliment. Start off being nice Dan: I just wanted to tell you that behind this person’s giant blue head you look great Phil: Really wow thank you Dan: A plus one reputation Phil: Very nice let’s do another one Phil: SENPAI’S ALONE Dan: *wot you saying m8* I don’t think we should Phil: Could we, could we like sneak Phil: OHH Dan: It’s too much it’s too much Dan: We can’t we can’t Phil: What about the boys Phil: Hey lads Dan: Is it good for us to speak to the boys Phil: Maybe Phil: We could get to know something Phil: Red hair guy Dan: Red hair Phil: Hi Dan: Hello Dan: What should we say Phil: Gossip Dan: We can’t gossip about senpai Phil: We can’t gossip about the senpai Dan: No let’s close that Phil: Nevermind Dan: Sorry nevermind Dan: Err, okay then *laughs* Phil: *laughs* Dan: We still got a plus one on the reputation Dan: RUN AWAY FROM THE BOYS THEY’RE SCARY Phil: Right Dan: What was that Dan: Did it just laugh Phil: Oh WhAt *annoying keyboard click* *Phil laughs* Dan: Umm… *more annoying keyboard clicks* Both: OH MY GOD Dan: That went from nowhere to a hundred real quick Dan: What the frick Phil: She’s going to freak everyone out Dan: That’s a definite laugh that you do when you stab everybody Phil: Yea Dan: Can you close the door Dan: How realistic is their door closing simulator Phil: *chuckles* Phil: It’s a whole- Dan: BEEYOOP Phil: Oh! *something* [wtf is happening] Dan: That’s like I’ve pooped myself Phil: Yea Dan: I need to get to a bath- Dan: OH MY GOD SPEED WADDLE Phil: Wow Dan: *making weird sounds* Phil: Speed wAdDLe Both: Oh my god Phil: What is happening what did you press Dan: I’m fast forwarding time Phil: *laughs* Phil: She’s sonic Dan: Got to go fast DO DA LOO DA DO DA LOO DA DO DA LOO DA Phil: STOP Dan: I’m going to do a lap of the school now BAH BAH BAH BAH BAH BAH BAH BAH Phil: You’re going to break it Dan: Ok Phil, I need you to just press + as I do laps of this Phil: Where is the +, here?

Dan: Ok Both: Oh, oh, OH, OH Dan: Speeding! Phil: Ohh, no Phil: It’s too much Dan: I’M THE FLASH Dan: THE GAME CAN’T HANDLE IT Dan: Keep going Phil Phil: You’re gonna rotate around the Earth and go back in time Dan: YESS OH SWEET GOD Dan: OHH NOOO Phil: Ok, ok stop Dan: So what club do we want to join Phil: Cooking? Dan: Cooking, drama Both: OCCULT Phil: Occult. Let’s go in the occult club Dan: That’s the creepy girl that was stuck in senpai (Phil: Yes) Dan: I don’t know if we should speak to her.

She has strange powers Phil: I think we should Dan: Look, okay how do we want to go about this (Phil: I don’t know) are we going to be nice, are we going to be creepy Dan: I feel like going from not to occult is a bit extreme Phil: Is it? Dan: So apparently this is telling us where the class is (Phil: Oh) Dan: So let’s follow the trail Phil: Let’s go to class Dan: We need help Phil: There’s no one here Dan: Ominous Dan: And what is that Dan: Oh is this like how to begin this Phil: Oh, this is how to begin this Dan: Ok go to class Dan: Here we go *claps* Phil: This is it Dan: Ready for some learning Phil: Biology Dan: Ooh, ok Dan: Hmm, so that is like better killing Phil: Yeah Dan: That’s *scoffs* better weapons Phil: *laughs* Dan: Better language, yeah Phil: Ok Phil: Not physical education Dan: That’s just no Dan: Psychology Phil: It’s getting into their mind Dan: Let’s do that *annoying keyboard clicks* Dan: Yes Phil: All of psychology Dan: Let’s do it Dan: Let’s Da’Ron Brown these hoes Phil: Oh Dan: Ok Dan: You are cool (Phil: Hi) can I talk to you Err… what should we do Phil: Gossip Dan: GOSSIP Both: About senpai Dan: Senpai Phil: Ooohh Phil: Interested in cooking Dan: Ok Dan: So he’s got an interest in the occult Phil: So we could go to the occult club Dan: Mmmm Dan: And maybe he’d be there Phil: Yea Dan: Should we gossip about him? Phil: Yea Dan: I have something to tell you about my senpai Phil: Yes Phil: Oh my gosh that sounds awful Dan: Oohh our reputation’s GoInG DoWn Phil: Oh no Phil: Why did we do that Dan: Noo. This is regressing quickly [Phil laughs] Dan: We need to compliment her Phil: It’s alright Dan: Come back. I want to tell you how nice you look Phil: Hello you’re amazing Dan: You look lovely today Dan: You’re a great person, your mum’s a great person Phil: Yeah, everyone’s great Dan: Apparent- why did I just get another -1 Phil: I don’t know. (Dan: Hello) I think she just hates you Dan: Ok, (Phil: Ok) there’s people in the (Phil: Ooh) occult club Phil: What could we do in here Dan: This is spooky as heck Phil: Hello Dan: Ok, the prince and princess of darkness [Phil laughs] Dan: I’m taking their thrones.

Can I interact with this Dan: Hello (Phil: Ritual Knife) ahh, the old ritual knife Dan: Ooh Phil: Umm, umm Dan: I’m visibly armed Phil: Uh oh Phil: Great, she’s seen you Dan: What kind of weird knife is that? What are you going to Dan: Oh my god no Phil: Quick stab her Dan: Oh sh*t help I’m sorry Phil: The evidence is here Dan: You can’t see anything Phil: *laughs* Dan: You can’t see anything Dan: Noo okay sh*t we have to close this door now. We need to close this door now Phil: Oh my god Phil: What has happened. Close the door Dan: Ok, right Both: Close the door Dan: Ok Dan: We need to- Phil: How are we going to, oh no someone else has seen Dan: Sorry b*tch you need to, nope nope nope Phil: Dan!!

Dan: Sh*t, nope nope Phil: Ok, right this is the last person Dan: No sh*t we’re covering this up we’re covering this up Phil: We’re visibly insane Dan: Ok, ok, alright Phil: Oh my god! This can’t be happening! Phil: Close the door, close the door Dan: Close the door Dan: *exhales heavily* Phil: What did you do Dan: We got our reputation back, look at that, ok [Phil laughs] Dan: Everything is fine Phil: Can you do anything about the bodies Dan: No, no, no I need to just run Phil: Run Dan: I need to just run Phil: This never happened Phil: That heartbeat is going fast Dan: Yea, I mean we did not get off to a good start (Phil: No) in this school Dan: As far as first impressions go, this is a pretty big disaster Phil: K, drag Dan: K, right, so where are we dragging it to Phil: Hide it Dan: Don’t mind us Phil: *laughs* How is this going to help Dan: Oh sh*t Phil: You’re just making it worse Both: Oh no Dan: Oh sweet Jesus this is bad Phil: Find a mop Dan: Where the frick is a mop Phil: I don’t know Phil: Oh no Dan: I’m sorry teacher Dan: You’re just gonna- Both: OHH Phil: OHH Phil: OHH Dan: Holy sh*t the teacher *snorts* Phil: That’s- that’s was dead then, isn’t it Phil: I said we should find the mop Dan: Ok, so if our initial plan was to be really nice to everybody, learn psychology and impress senpai by being a lovely person Phil: Yes Dan: I think going to the occult club, picking up a ritual knife, stabbing ten people and then getting tackled by a teacher Dan: Probably isn’t the best way we could’ve done that plan Phil: Noo, maybe not Phil: There’s other plans out there, though Dan: OH MY GOD, ok Phil: Dan, we were the worst Yanderes ever Dan: Ok, this was our first time (Phil: We didn’t even speak to the boy) trying to sta- Dan: Hey, look we got dressed (Phil: Yea), we did some good cycling, we went into the town (Phil: Yeah) Phil: Jumpscare Dan: Stop doing that Dan: And so what if it ended in a mass murder. We tried, ok (Phil: We tried) Dan: We’re not gonna go in and be experienced students Phil: No, but we could try that again at some point maybe Dan: I mean, let us know. Do you like us playing this game?

Has this been a disaster in a beautiful or terrifying way? Phil: Who knows? Dan: Let us know down in the comments and maybe we’ll see you again for a bit more Yandere simulator Phil: Yes Phil: Give us a thumbs up if you enjoyed this Dan: I need to just rip my wig off now [keep your hair like that!!] Dan: That’s, that’s, that I was getting steamy.

That was bad Phil: Your, your real self has been revealed Phil: I’m getting a bit steamy under this as well Phil: You can subscribe by clicking heere Dan: By tapping that little circle down there Dan: We’ll link to our last video *snaps* over there and make sure you come back tomorrow for another video (Phil: Yes), where we’ll remember to turn the lights on, which I just realized [Phil laughs] Phil: Oh yeah! Dan: Not very festive Phil: Oops. Bye!

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